speaking in cursive

when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?

when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand

homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself

you: damn g, you speaking in cursive

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Frantic cursive

When you realise you are running time on a project and the stress makes your body go into hypre-mode, causing you to write in scribbles.

A: Any idea what this drug is?
B: Idk, the doctor was writing with frantic cursive or something

Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

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Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

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the one who writes in cursive

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.

"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

Cursive Writing

The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish

No wonder you got an F on every test

"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"

Cursive

An embarrassing act of affection that gives you the ick

Origin: a guy left a customized travel mug and love letter written in cursive on your doorstep after you told him it was over.

“They showed up in the same outfit intentionally. That’s cursive.”