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moped or scooter that is driven after you have lost your license after driving drunk.
I have to leave for work an hour early today, my liquor cycle only does 30 mph, downhill.
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The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
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The Cycle of life was invented by Mahi. If broken you are probably going to be criticized by its creator, so don’t break the Cycle of life. The Cycle of life can be broken by not having kids or not getting married. It is such an important part of life; it is the future of the next generation that's why it is so important not to break it. Many people choose to break it, and in some people's eyes it is not a big deal but for others it can be sacred and if broken you could be treated poorly by those people because of the path you've chosen.Mahi knows that Miss Grindley, our English teacher and her “best friend”, broke it. This broke her heart and whoever doesn’t know it, she gets very sad and feels betrayed. As you can tell, the Cycle of Life is a very important and serious thing. I personally will not break the Cycle Of Life. YOU SHOULD NEVER BREAK IT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY - DON'T BREAK THE CYCLE OF LIFE
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Bi-Cycle is the ebb and flow of attraction to different sexes that a bisexual person may experience.
A bisexual male who is primarily attracted to females may find themselves more interested in males for a time being and vice versa.
"Three months ago I was really crushing on Sarah, but I this week my Bi-Cycle is steering me towards Max :/"
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When a male a ejaculates using all four classic techniques within a short time span. These four ejaculations consist of a hand job, blow job, sex, and anal intercourse. This refers to hitting a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game or night.
With multiple partners it is considered a grand slam.
The other night I almost hit a cycle, but my girlfriend tried to throw me out sliding into home. I ignored all signs to stop and plowed the catcher. "Hey, no blood no fun"
Hitting for the cycle is a work of art. Everybody is a winner.
Use extreme caution for females under the age of 15!!!
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A secret setting on the washing machine that is discovered as one of the final stages of enlightenment.
Yesterday, Susie achieved Cycle-T whilst cleansing her darks of a particularly stubborn spaghetti sauce stain.
An emo boy writes a song or poem and cries. A girl reads or hears it, the goes out with him out of pitty. The emo boy gets laid. The girl realizes that she doesn't even like hik and breakes up with him. Then, out of depression, the emo boy writes a song or poem about how sad he is. Another girl reads or hears it , and the cycle repeats itself.
The emo cycle is a self sustaining cycle of God!!!
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