Millimeter Defeater

The name of a dick that is a millimeter long

"My girlfriend bit my dick while she was giving me a blowjob so now I have a millimeter defeater"

4👍 3👎

Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

hestiation is defeat

Yeah, you are going to hear this a LOT, so yeah, remember to not kill the whole world with dragonrot

Sekiro: *dies*
Isshin: "Hestiation is defeat"

sheet of defeat

the act of making sexy time under the covers then bringing forth a nasty fart.as the smell hits her nostril quickly jump out of the covers and suffocate her with the sheet of defeat.

yeah yesturday i knocked her with the sheet of defeat.

5👍 2👎

moral defeat

term introduced in a Bill Simmons mailbag to describe a situation in which a vastly superior team or group completely underperforms, sinks to the level of their inferior opponent, and barely emerges victorious.

When New England needed overtime to beat the lowly Detroit Lions, Bill Belichick considered this to be a moral defeat and promptly ass-raped his offensive line.

7👍 4👎

teacher defeat

the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class

The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period

3👍 1👎

Agony of Defeat

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.

"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"

6👍 5👎