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Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.

Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is awesome

by Arutsuro April 30, 2007

63πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Detective Conan

A manga/anime where a 16-years old student solves cases like Sherlock Holmes.
His name is Shinichi Kudo(u) and still goes to school.
One day, after a date with Ran Mori he is witness to a deal by black-coated men and some boss of a company.
One black-coated guy named Vodka notices him and knocks Shinichi down.
Vodka gives him a new developed poison which kills without a trace.
But Shinichi doesn't die and somehow he got turned back into a child !!!
To take cover , he hides at Ran Moris place, whose father Kogoro is also a detective.
Ran doesn't know that it's Shinichi,
since he calls himself Conan Edogawa.

Since then, he puts Kogoro into sleep with his tranq-watch and imitates his voice to solve cases.

Conan can solve any mystery!!!

by Bari June 19, 2005

52πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


myspace detective

not a creep, lurk, or a freak, a person that is a detective on myspace

seΓ±or 1: dude how did you get that girl's screen name?
myspace detective: i though i told you im a certified myspace detective, git on ma level breh breh!

by myspace detective February 19, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Detective ElitePrime

A shit scottish driver on Redline.

Look at that Detective ElitePrime! What a shit and disgrace to driving!

by Demonic Elf September 15, 2020

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž