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An erect penis. Term first used in the book The Forever Question: Goonocracy.
"He used his diagonal protrusion to activate an uncomfortable conversation by poking her ear."
A girl with many secrets and hidden talents. Nefarious and invisible to her peers. Most likely goth.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.
If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.
Some girl1: who is that?
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*
SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait
diagonaled is a verb for two numbers that are placed diagonally to each other in a proportion equation.
The easiest way to solve for the unknown in a proportion is to multiply the two numbers diagonaled to each other and then divide by the number diagonaled to the unknown 'X'.
Diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"He diagonal nosed her, dude."
"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.
Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what did he do?"
"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"
"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction
Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)