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When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there
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The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
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If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
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Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
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When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.
Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.