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When you puke and shit in a condom. Then you fuck a bitch with the condom while saying your ABC’s backwards. When your done dogging that bitch you shoot her in the head and then kill yourself.
Ben: Bro, I did my signature move on your mom last night. Its’s called the reverse dirty dog homicide.
Carson: Damn bro you a mad motherfucker!!!!!
In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
Starting with anal sex in the doggy style position, and then reaching between the legs, with a firm grasp on the breasts, somersaulting her onto her back and and slamming the soiled prick down her throat.
His skill with the "Dirty Dog Grip 'N' Flip" earned him a solid 10 on the Bed Exercises in the 2014 Dirtyurbdiclympics!
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"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey
:DD
settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....
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A female who, when in the doggy style position during sex, has a unbelievably bad shit smell coming from her spread ass cheeks that wasn't noticable in the missionary position utilized prior that originates from the afore menioned female not wiping thoroughly when taking a shit earlier in the day.
On several ocassions when I was fucking the exe, I had to turn my head and hold my nose because that dirty ass dog didn't know how to wipe her ass.
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hot dog, typically sold in new york city, boiled in the same water for days, cooked with amebias from the hands of immigrants.
i would like one dirty water dog with everything osama.
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A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.
I gave Wanda a dirty douche dog lastnight.
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