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Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.
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An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
To pose a pedagogic question while hubristically ignorant as to the correct answer.
Even Liberal journalists like Charles Krauthammer decried Gibson's attempt to bush doctrine Sarah Palin, pointing out that there exist four such doctrines, and that Gibson's definition was not even current.
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The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.
"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"
"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
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The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
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When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.
Person 1) my dicks 12” long
Person 2) that’s false doctrine