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The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.
Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"
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Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.
Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
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when your fucking a girl in her tight ass and right before your about to cum you take your dick out and put it across her ass so it looks like a hot doag then followed up by sperming on her back
i was doing Donna last night doggy style and when i had to cum i just made an ass dog and cumed on her back
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A home security system in the hood.
G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!
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The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!
Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
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A female who, when in the doggy style position during sex, has a unbelievably bad shit smell coming from her spread ass cheeks that wasn't noticable in the missionary position utilized prior that originates from the afore menioned female not wiping thoroughly when taking a shit earlier in the day.
On several ocassions when I was fucking the exe, I had to turn my head and hold my nose because that dirty ass dog didn't know how to wipe her ass.
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A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.
Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.
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