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An animal that can only be trained via positive reinforcement.
"I tried to put a leash my dolphin but it swam away"
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When one stick his penis in a girls butt and she turns her head sharply and makes a sound like a Dolphin in order to stop this act.
I was railing this girl from behind when I pulled out and shoved it in her butt, she slung her head around started making a sound like a dolphin.
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The people who think for themselves as opposed to the sharks
Those guys are dolphins. They know there way around this dog eat dog game of life crap.
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Nickname for the Submarine Warfare Pin in the US Navy. Earned after a NUB completes the near impossible task of his ship's qual card.
Holloway: I finally earned my dolphins after three boards.
Chief: It's about fuckin time nub!
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The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.
Derek: did you hear that noise bob?
Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?
Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!
Bob: say what!?!
Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.
Bob: that's straight up ninja!
Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!
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A semi-boner.
Bro i got a dolphin when Breanna was sitting on my lap!
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