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An alcoholic beverage. Similar in every way to a White Russian except for size. An Ivan Drago is an ex-large White Russian (ala Rocky IV), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking.
Kortnie: Gavin, you look like hell this morning. Do you want a bloody mary?
Gavin: Hells no, Bitch! Bring me an Ivan Drago!
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Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
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getting punched in the face sending you to the hospital
Dude, captian falcon gave bitchiales shit so he drago-ed him!
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best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.
Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?
Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.
Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.
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When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.
“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.
“Time to mute him?”
“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”