are you eating doe

Eating ass. Eating the vag. Or just cookies

when your going down in her they ask you are you eating doe which means dat ass or vag

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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

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you are what you eat

A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.

You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.

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You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

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you are what you eat

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

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Did you eat yet?

When an Asian parent says this to you.. it means "I Love You" as there is no literal translation for "I Love You" in any Asian languages.

Mom: "Did you eat yet?"
Kid: "Did you eat yet, too mom"

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you are what you eat

A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).

Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).

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