eating

The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.

Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*

Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!

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Eating

(verb)

When there is nothing else to do.

I'm bored.

"Then start eating!"

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EAT

To physically, mmentally, emotionally, and sprirtually take over the task at hand, whereas no one else has a chance of halting your dominance. a majority must confer and agree upon an eat or eastablish what eating is and degrees of eating such as a snack,meal,or feast. (eat, eating, eater, ate)

Tony B. usually eats when it comes to murphing (see murph).

After drinking five 40's there was no doubt in anyones mind that Wild Bill was EATING!!!

After averagein 24.5 points, 12.5 rebounds and 5 asst. a game Kevin Garnett established himself as an habitual eater.

After consuming 15 beers, 3 blunts, 10 shots, and 6 jr. bacon cheeseburgers, it's fair to say Sherm ate.

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eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

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eating

eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

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eat

UK street slang. Basically to rob someone in the street in a not-very-violent way.

Typical scene on the streets of Leyton, London:
'Yo, blad, empty your pockets.'
'huh?'
'Man, I'm eating you. Hurry up and set me your phone and your money.'

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Eat It

A parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" by Weird Al.

Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!

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