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Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.
He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.
Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."
Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"
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Is a fat kid who lives ina bumgalow and sweats on games such as minecraft and rocket league. His mum is also a man and went out with a gay guy called jimmy
Luke edmunds met his man of a mother in a bungalow
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small chinese boi who is the leader of chair gang. although he is smol, dont underestimate his strength for when he is older, he will be a super muscualar smexy man. he will rip you to shreds if you dont respect him.
hey edmund yang, whats chair gang's next big move?
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A dirty Edmund is when 3 or more gay guys are in a row having sex with each other each inside the others ass while the rear jerks off the front man and and front man has a finger in the rear mans ass.
last night I dislocated my shoulder and pulled a hamstring while trying to do the dirty edmund
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The king edmund school also known as KES
Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian
RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*
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founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.
ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"
Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
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