Storm Energy Drink

An incredibly empowering energy drink that is very popular among sports people, students and basically all the top shattas in Ghana

Kofi: "That footballer has been playing incredibly well today! It must be that Storm Energy Drink I saw him drinking earlier."

Ama:"Jane been working out all week at the gym without a break. That girl is beast!"
Sarah:"Must be that Storm Energy Drink."

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Pussy energy drink

An energy drink made by Pussy in the U.K in 2006. It was later on banned for being sexually explicit.

Gotta go buy some pussy energy drinks! U want one?

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cocaine energy drink

the shit that burns.

i drank a cocaine energy drink today, and my throat was on fire and i was sweating.

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Five-Star energy drink

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.

Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...

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Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

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Polish Energy Drink

The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.

He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.

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Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink

It's where a guy injects cocaine into his dick, cums it out into his girl, but then snorts it out of her pussy in the form of an energy drink.

"Hey guys, have you ever tried Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink? That stuff is addictive but even more fun than PCPunch!"

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