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A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"
Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
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Totally hot black guy with nice eyes and teeth, really smart and attractive too. Great in bed, and gorgeous to the CORE!!!
"Oh my God, did you see that guy?"
"He's a Kofi for sure!!! Ask him out!"
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A man and boy in one body. Super strong, very aggressive, big dick, very big feet
Why would you want to fight Kofi?!
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Kofis are special. Usually Black, with perfect hair and impeccable grades, guaranteed to be successful, Helpful and will make a difference. Girls love him, though he is indecisive and doesn't like to commit too much. He'll always be present, working on something. Perfect teeth, hair, and eyes. He radiates an air of confidence, and cares more about others' feelings han his own, always taking he kindest approach.
Straight Male: "Yo Kofi! Wanna play soccer with us?"
Gay Male: "Kofi! You need anything?"
Straight female: "Hi Kofi! Nice shirt."
Gay female: "Hey, Kofi! Love that color!"
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Pronounced (COE- FEE) Described as a someone who lies habitual enough to award them the king of false Intel.
Cordell: I heard Man Man be smoking that midgit.
Man man: Cordell you are such a fucking kofi.
To do the Kofi is to play peacemaker during an argument between friends. Often the person doing the Kofi is drunk and incomprehensible creating confusion and chaos. Doing the Kofi at inappropriate times can result in a loss of teeth.
Kofi
"but out man and stop trying to do the Kofi on us!"
Similar words or phrases include butt in, push your luck, stick your nose in where it doesn't belong, act like a wankpot.
The Boutros Boutros was too much of a mouthful and never gained much popularity.
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A dude from the UK who deadlifts hella weight like a fuckin monster and probably deadlifts more than you.
Holy fuck Kofi is a fuckin monster I hope to be like his ock ass one day.