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Gan Eng Seng Primary School

A utterly useless school that has no budget and does not allow students to learn, teachers not respectful if a student is in a wheelchair, does not allow 4 people helping a student in a wheelchair and not helping a student carry his bag. The creator of the school clearly has no budget.

Did you see the new iPhone 11? It's so Gan Eng Seng Primary School sia. Fcking bodohs kanina.

by MasturbatingBicycle July 19, 2019


Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.

Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

by founder of GESS August 21, 2021

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Chem eng

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.

Nick Wells, Bernie Klein

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

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Chem-Enge

The build up of white cheesy residue beneath the foreskin, usually a result of long periods of excessive masturbation paired with inadequate washing.

Chris: so did ya get into that lass the other night bru?
Joe: nahh bru, though I had it in the bag after I flashed the pythons but as soon as she got a wiff of the Chem-Enge she was out the door

by Saucy Sue 69 January 24, 2017


Mo is eng

A true statement. Mo is eng. A very bad science teacher who has an accent you can barely understand. Almost as useless as twitter users. Maybe even more useless. He plays a video that turns off after 5 seconds and he is spending his time busy presumably watching porn and then gets angry when you’ve written nothing from the video.

(Person) bro mo is so eng
(Me) yea ikr ofc he is

(Person) *shoots self*
(Teacher) *guilty laugh* why is he bleeding? can u stop and play attention

*gets fired*

Mo is eng is a very bad person but an honest and truthful and very important statement.

by Glizzy.factory🤑 August 3, 2023


Ashley Yen Eng

Ashley Yen Eng is one of the best kinds of people you can meet. She is a girlboss, genius, Olivia Rodrigo stan, and an incredible friend. You would be lucky to meet someone with such a bright and contagious energy. Ashley is supportive, a great listener, an avid gif user (specifically on Slack), and is the kind of person who puts her all into everything she does. If you meet an Ashley Yen Eng be prepared for many many boba trips and a significant amount of ~quirkiness~ added to your life.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN

Person 1: "Do you like the Girl Up club? I'm thinking of joining!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩

by slay.all.day7 January 17, 2022


chelsea eng

random ass mf

chelsea eng and william were fucking last night

by siciejsndn March 21, 2024