Envy

They shouldn’t be glorifying fatties! They should be glorifying ME! I’m the good one! They shouldn’t be canceling ME! I should be the one canceling! I’m so righteous and good. He shouldn’t be lauded for his brilliant ideas! He’s evil! I should be lauded for his ideas.

Hym “That’s envy! That’s what envy looks like.”

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Freeway Envy

“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.

“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”

Envy

Jealousy, loth, wish, despise

Envy. Ones desire to be just like you.

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Gender Envy

When someone looks exactly how you want to look when you start transitioning

Bro, you know boy..brainr0t on tiktok?
Yeah
I get so much gender envy when I see him

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Richard envy

A woman who wants a Richard or a man jealous of another man's Richard.

John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!

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gender envy

wanting to look like this mf so bad

G ̘͙̟̭͔̪̭̤̪̒͐͗̉̊̿͒̊͠I̵̡̦͈͈͔͗̋̇͘͝͝V ̫̦̠̞̒̀͌͝E ̯͌̆̅̓̓̚͝ ̛̼́́̏̒̓̍͆M̵̢̱̑́̉͂̋̀̽͊̕Ḙ̶̳̳̺̞̜͉͎͖̯̀̀̎͛̋̆̚͝ ̵̢͎̣̮͕̝̊͒͐͋́̆̈́Y ̙͑ͅO̵̪̲̺͉͒̋̕U ̢̛͛̀̉͑̐̈̉̍̚R ̧̠̱͕̞͕̿̑̀͌̀̍ ͙̝̫̖̥͛ͅG̵̛͕̬͈͎̈́̀̔̂͋̊̈́̚͝ͅͅE ̢̗̯́̋͊N̴̤̝͚͈̍̐͘D̶̲͎̬̥͎̾̔̿̂͊̇E ̨̛͉̪̠̫͚̻͔̤͑̉͑̓̽̑̈́̋͝R̴̨̢̜͚̹͉̳̲̩̮̽̌̒̚E ̲͙̳͈̈͐͝͠U̴̥̲̻̥͂̏̓́̋͘͝ gender envy

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Dessert Envy

Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.

Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.