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Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.

Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."

by Boleynlady October 30, 2011


societal familiarity disorder (SFD)

When two people spend a lot of time together and begin to develop feelings for each other. But they actually are just assuming society's view on relationships. That people are suppose to be in pairs. So two good friends think they're in a romantic relationship.

John and Jane are both unemployed, so they have a lot of time to spend together. They start getting feelings that they mistaken as romance. They start really dating, get jobs and realize they were suffering from societal familiarity disorder (SFD)!

by TheGoonies February 7, 2014

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I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.

1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.

by Dschezi December 21, 2022

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Facebook Familiarity

When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.

Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."

Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"

...

Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"

Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"

by CommonMistake March 10, 2011


I was not familiar with your game

Phrase use by Shaquille O’Neal to describe a current NBA player who he did not believe was as good. However the player proved him wrong. In a post-game interview Shaq told the player “I owe you an apology. I was not really familiar with your game”.

Since then it became viral as a meme and used in different contexts by someone who acknowledges a person or group that surprised them with a set of skills, abilities, or their character and opinions etc.

Actor ABC shows incredible skills when playing a certain character.

Person 1: I owe you an apology ABC, I was not familiar with your game.

Swifties show their incredible influence by supporting Taylor swift in her Eras Tour that has been completely sold out.
Person B: “I owe swifties an apology, I was not familiar with their game”

by helpfulzillenial January 25, 2024


Familiar

With everything changing the way it is these days, and everyone trying to change what hasn't changed, the familiar and refusing to change is revolutionary.

The familiar is what people miss if it does change. It's easier to do what everybody else does and try to change, to change yourself, or to try and change the world around you, than it is to stand against the people trying to change it all because they see dollar signs in doing so.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021


Familiar

Sounds familiar! That sounds like this. Great job me.

Hym "Well, that sounds familiar. Who came up with that? Oh, I donno. Probably some kind of genius. Sounds brilliant to me. Like an amalgam of history's greatest minds."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2023