Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

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ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

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Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

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fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

fandangles

My entire childhood in a bar of ice cream.

Grandma told me to go get the fandangles out of the fridge for dessert.

Fandangle

Tricking someone into believing false information also known as the phrase “pulling someone’s leg”

Me: “did you know the Korean War had nothing to do with Korea?”
Oliver: “I didn’t know that, thanks”
Me: “sorry mate; you’ve just been fandangled”