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The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.
Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.
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Any restaurant where you can see mexicans cooking on a grill right behind the cash register, and fat people purchasing incredibly unhealthy food, but getting diet soda because they are in fact on a "diet"
I went to a fast food restaurant and saw the mexican on the grill scratch his balls and then touch my fries
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Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.
Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"
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Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant
Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window
While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food
This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)
Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice
Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!
Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.
ganked pisst hamburglar fast food handoff
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A piece of metal you put in fast food to make it heavier and, thus, easier to catch.
It took 3 fast food chains to stop the damn hamburger!
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A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.
Someone who hates fast food resturaunts and always gets screwed over by not getting what they ordered. Often heard yelling such obscenities like
"Stupid people! Your job is not that fucking hard!!!"
Chris is such a fast food nazi. He is always rude to the people at Taco Bell.
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