faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

faulty fingers

When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.

Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!