corona fifteen

The weight we will gain by not being able to get out and live our lives. We are sitting dormant, watching Netflix and drinking nightly. Instead of the Freshman Fifteen we will have the Corona Fifteen and gain weight from Boredom.

Crap I hope the Corona Fifteen does not turn in to the Corona twenty. Hopefully quarantine will be over soon.

Futa Fifteen

A term to describe a futanari character with a 15-inch cock

Jamie got a Futa Fifteen

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Fifteen Minutes

How much time Avril has until she's eating from dumpsters again.

*scrounges through dumpster*

"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"

*munch munch*

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Fifteen Minutes

amount of time when a poser or a wannabe shines

avril is taking a little more

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high-fifteen

A high-fifteen is a high-five used whenever three guys simultaneously want to give each other high-fives. To employ the use of the high-fifteen means that none of them has to feel awkward and left out while he stands there watching his two friends happily high-fiving one another before he can do the same.

By the the time Eddy and I had finished high-fiving, Bill had lost his excitement and even though he still high-fived me, I could tell his heart just wasn't into it. We should've used a high-fifteen instead.

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Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.

Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."

quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.