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Hetero-flexible

A person that identifies as heterosexual, but doesn't seem to draw any real lines when it comes to sexual contact.

"Have you ever noticed how many women in that sorority seem to be hetero-flexible?"

by Bad_Kitty13 May 19, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


homo-flexible

A bit like Hetero-Flexible but Homo-flexible is when one is homosexual, but would comsider doing something with the other sex. This mostly excludes dating the other person, because if you did it would make you BiSexual.

Thomas really likes guys, he knows hes not straight, but Katie is quite appealing to him. He'd consider her as a hookup, nothing more.

This would make Thomas Homo-flexible

by xEndless June 6, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


COVID-flexible

Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.

Let's plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break, but remain COVID-flexible.

by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020


hetero-flexible

a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run

"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"

by texasccrazy October 5, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013


Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009