flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

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lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

flied lice

How the asians say Fried Rice, as they cant say R they say L

Mr.Maggo: Dude, me like flied lice!
Karate kid: Me feel like flied lice too!

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piss flies

Small flies that circle arouind a dirty public toilet

Wow, did you see the number of piss flies in that bus stop toilet?

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cooch flies

Miniature flies that sworm around a worn out dirty cooch.

Hey Bruce did you see all the cooch flies sworming around Samantha's dirty rotten kitty at the village office?

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Dead flies

It’s a slang in Florida they use it as a term as in like if your going to make a play then it’s cancelled then you can use the term that’s dead flies

Chapo: lets go to the sk8city

Karee:that’s dead flies kuh it ain’t no hoes up there

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Circle flies

Annoying bugs that fly in circles non-stop.
Usually found in your living room, park trails, and hallways.

Dude 1: I mean, they just go around in circles all day long, what's their deal?
Dude 2: Don't worry about it, circle flies are retarded.

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