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An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate
Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?
Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"
Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass
When one is conflicted between two options that could lead to different outcomes
Person 1: “so are you gonna get the hamburger or are you gonna get the salad?”
Person 2: “I don’t know man i’m Flixed right now!”
A gay couple watching a movie together
Woman: (Asking the man out) Wanna come to my house for Netflix and Chill?
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...
An average mf who is too lazy to get a haircut and lives by the beach but he plays FoRtNiTe (dead game) so he’s never been out his room. He never buys other people starbucks (@celebskii) because the ‘order is too long’ even though it’s only 100 words long. This man is so useless he throws all his money on fortnite codes. That is flix for ya
Flix just gave me a free EON code! Too bad his account is dead :/
flix means that you're very hungry
I have to eat something - I'm flix