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docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.
Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!
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FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.
FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
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stands for "fuck my life", used when something really shitty happens
The love of my life won't talk to me anymore, I have no friends and all I do is go to class, study, and go to work. FML.
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short for "Fuck my life."
Perfect for use in one's Facebook status during the end-of-the-semester crunch or during final exams.
Note: the "m" can be substituted for the initial letter of any other pronoun.
"What's up with Gerry? His facebook status says 'Gerry says FML.' Should I be worried?"
"Nah, he just has 2 ten-bangers due tomorrow that he hasn't started."
OR
"Richelle, we need to start cramming soon. Like, FOL."
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Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad.
Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.
Dude: Wow, he's on that website again?
Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.
Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.
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