FML

means Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.

"if you are going to take the piss out of me then why don't you FML!

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FML

Fuck my life

I walked past a guy that looked exactly like Justin Timberlake later that day I realized that Justin was in town. FML

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FML

1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "my life sucks".

2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.

When I saw deadmau5 perform FML live my ears ejaculated!

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fml

short for: Fuck My Life

I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.

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FML

an acronym for Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML

Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.

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FML

This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.

Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.

Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.

It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.

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fml

a word used by pricks to describe how terrible they THINK their life is, when it really could be alot worse.

also used by people who believe that by saying the word, they will become cool just like everybody else.

Prick: Yesterday my mom just bought me a mercedes instead of the ferrari that i wanted. fml


Prick: ahhhh fml.

Person: Maybe your life would not be as bad if u didnt spend so much of it on fmylife.com and picked up your cell phone to make plans.

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