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"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.
Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.
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With reference to the military post in Kentucky: tightly secure; impossible to infiltrate.
Her pants are harder to get into than Fort Knox.
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A place where weird university students work in the summer, meet people they would otherwise never meet, have all kinds of drunken sex, complain alot, and become the subjects of huge amounts of ridicule by a few cool people.
Weird kid - "I loved working at Fort Henry this summer! Being in the Drums was awesome!"
Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."
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Fort McMurray is a town full of pot heads and homosexuals. Also there is a lot of nicotine addictions along with thots.
person 1: hey! are you a gay thot that has a nicotine addiction?
person 2: yeah!
person 1: let’s go to Fort Mcmurray!
An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
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A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.
Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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A building for housing hallucinated heinous criminals and offensive sex beasts.
Do you think you’ll end up back at Fort Blade later tonight?
FUCK nah! That place is full of sexual terrorists