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when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil
The lord of everything in the pokemon world
Have you heard the good word of our lord and savoir Helix Fossil?
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def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying
def 2: oldest students n campus
example : girl : eewoo!!! who is he ...he looks too old to be a student
boy : oh yeah hes a living fossil
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Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break
'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'
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someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.
jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.
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A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol
(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.
!!!
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When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.
Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!