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A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.
The lord of everything in the pokemon world
Have you heard the good word of our lord and savoir Helix Fossil?
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def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying
def 2: oldest students n campus
example : girl : eewoo!!! who is he ...he looks too old to be a student
boy : oh yeah hes a living fossil
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Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break
'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'
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someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.
jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.
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A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol
(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.
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When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.
Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!