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What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
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When one is in a strictly monogamous relationship and chooses to have an exception of monogamy on only fridays.
Tucker: Hey babe? what are doing? why are cheating on me?
Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.
When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.
I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.
Someone (late 20s / early 30s) who is down for anything simply because it's free. Such people usually have zero goals or ambitions because they are used to someone else doing everything for them. Their only goal is to keep up the 'wipe-my-ass-for-me' racket for as long as they can.
Usually applies to white, privileged millennials who are very capable of doing things themselves (see 'adulting') but are so used to the silver spoon in their mouth, they'd rather not. They'll let their parents (or friends) make all the plans and arrangements and still bitch that they aren't having a good time if something goes wrong.
Synonym: a moocher.
Antonym: A grown-ass adult who takes 100% responsibility for themselves, especially financially.
No I am not going to your parents' Hamptons house to mooch off them with you for the summer. What do I look like, a freebie whore?
Becky you're 32, don't you think it's time to get your own place instead of being a freebie whore?
New shit. This was an inside joke. It means you're gay
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FREEBY NORDGIT
A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus
SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!
A nude picture sent before meeting up with someone, most commonly requested a guy. It is commonly frowned upon to send one, due to men who ask for these either being complete assholes or very likely to be flakes.
Person A: This guy just asked for nudes before he will come smoke us out.
Person B: What did you tell him?
Person A: I told him no freebies, I ain't sending lewd pics till after you come over.