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To dismiss a specific activity.
I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.
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What you say to a telephone cold call solicitor when they use your minutes in an unsolicited call to your phone.
Caller: Hi my name is Tina and we are looking for someone to install a Free Alarm System in your home.... You: FUCK OFF!
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A Fuck Off is when two or more couples/groups of people have sex competitively or out of spite of another couple/group
The people in the apartment next to mine started having loud sex, so my girlfriend and I started as well to create Fuck Off to see who was louder and lasted longer.
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it means that you want someone to leave as soon as possible, either from their conversation or basically you don't like them, it doesn't mean the word literally as in (please fuck me off) that often be used in sex, fuck off means leave me be and it always combined in rage moments.
note: im not an expert, so maybe i be wrong or right, don't get confused please.
please fuck off
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Adjective to describe something REALLY big, or bigger than the usual expected size for that thing.
An absolute unit.
'I'm gonna get one of those fuck off servings of cola to last me the film.'
'I've just chased this fuck off wasp out of the house. That thing was huge.'
Used to emphasise something that is very large. Became fashionable after the release of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. For Example:
I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones.
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The feeling you get when the guy your sharing a flat with sleeps with the girl you are in love with and then acts like his balls are made of platinum.
Im so fucking fucked off imgoing to fucking shit in your mouth while you are fucking sleeping and then eat your fucking childhood pet you fucking c*nt.
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