When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work
Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done
Functioning, albeit in a fucky way.
My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.
Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.
“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”
- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.
The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.
Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional
"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."
Being a functional clusterfuck.
Being fucked up but functional.
Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.
I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.
Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.
I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.
Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.
I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.