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fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.

1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. To Jane's and Spot's surprise, Dick ate all the lasagnia, because his fudgy logic dictated that since they let him eat first, no one else wanted it.

by walski69 July 25, 2006

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Fudgie queen

A nasty chick who's panties are full of poop and or blood stains. You do not need to see her panties to know she's rocking fudgies you can just tell by the way she walks and wears her pants.

Dang look at her she is definitely a fudgie queen

by Butterbread September 17, 2018


Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 21, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudgie footprints

Tracking through dog shit and leaving some on the floor Usually in front of a whole bunch of people. This can be very embarrassing.

Fuck! I knew I should have checked my shoes. I'm leavin' fudgie footprints!

by anime_fuknutz May 18, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fudgy Wudgy

The act of defecating into a sock followed by hitting another person with said sock. The outward appearance of the sock should resemble a fudgesicle, much like those sold on the New Jersey shore during the summer by the "Fudgy Wudgy" man (an ice cream sales man on the beach).

I gave her a fudgy wudgy last night and now she smells like poop.

by Oaffy July 15, 2009

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fudgie bear

When u fuck someone in the ass that has a hairy ass, then she shits on ur dick. Then u lick her ass and she farts in ur face and then u look like a brown bear. (Fugie Bear)

This girl gave me a fudgie bear.

by kujo420 December 2, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fudgie the Whale

1. While on a hogging spree, forcing your pig to eat your dirty ass. Yelling "Fudgie the Whale!" during the act and not wiping your ass beforehand is an important part of this heinous act and is considered a must by the purists.

2. Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by a popular northeast ice cream franchise store known for its ice cream cakes and other products such as the Cookie Puss.

Sully: Hey Quinn, want to go hogging tonight?

Quinn: Yeah....I am going to give her a Fudgie the Whale.

Sully: Good idea, fat chicks like ice cream

Quinn: No dumbass, she's going to eat my ass. Remind me to take a shit before we leave the bar.

by Senor Cheech December 7, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž