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When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb
Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone
2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs
1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”
2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel
1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}
The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.
Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.
I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock
GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”