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The best performer of ours or any time.
"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."
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Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.
Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts
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Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad
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I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too
The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"
O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!
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The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.
The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.
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A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.
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garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out
Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt
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The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician
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