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Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that
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"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
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Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.
This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.
Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.
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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
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Getting Extremely Revved Beyond Intensity Living Strong
Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!
Gerbil, small, intelligent, superior mammal species.
How dare you all show contempt for this sacred creature!! Gerbils are not to be 'used' for 'homosexual pleasures'. They are sovereign, sacred animals. Gerbils have much to teach us, which is why some have volunterred to be pets for humans, even tho humans are mostly mentally and emotionally retarded with minimal awareness and intelligence.
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gerbilling is the act of gay men shoving gerbils up the ass for enjoyment
the brown gerbil says to the white gerbil are you new in town?
Because the white gerbil hasent been shoved up a guys ass yet
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(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.
Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are
>>>anonymous<<<
Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)
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the opposite of cougar.
Watch out for those girls, they're gerbils. Gerbils? The opposite of cougars.
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