gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

gimpy gang

the gimpy gang consists of Saph, Owen, Mani, Caoimhe Morgan and the biggest gimp of all Louie Eastwood

i hope the gimpy gang choke because they are nobody’s and freaks who forget their place

Gimpy Leg

Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg”

“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”

gimpy pirate

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.

I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!

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Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

gimpy fingers

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

mad gimpy

either the coolest of the cool or the worst of the worst never the middle

Jake after Josh won the lotto "mad gimpy"

Josh after Jake just got raped by a 40 year old man "mad gimpy"

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