And a good day to you, madam!

A closing to an interaction taking place between two individuals that is ment to convey good wishes but when used between two males, it is ment to be insulting.

I saw these totally botacious females that I wanted to bone, so I yelled, "And a good day to you, madam!"

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Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

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good day to you, sir

A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.

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good day to you, sir

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

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so good to meet you

when you are definitely uncomfortable and you feel the need to say something to the stranger that you just met to fill the silence as you try to make your getaway.

wellll karen....so good to meet you. i have to go now.**awkwardly runs away

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Its good to see you again.

Being filled with happiness inside your heart, as you see someone that you haven't seen in awhile that you truly missed.

It can be said like this:"its good to see you again." translating into you having missed their presence and being so glad to see them again.
I missed my best friend so much, that I was filled with joy when I got to see her again, and it meant so much to me.

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Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

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