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Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
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While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.
I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.
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1. A run of significant importance when compared to the everyday run.
2. A enhanced version of the typical jogging, or running, experience.
3. A running experience clearly above the norm.
1. Tommy was tired of the running the same old trip around the block, so today he went down to the beach and enjoyed a gourmet run.
2. Adam enjoyed running through his local trail, but couldn't wait to travel up to the mountains and enjoy a gourmet trail run.
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You shit and then eat. Wrap in nice cover to make it look nice.
Pat: what the hell is this its the worst chocolate ive ever had!
Tom: thats my gourmet shit
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Meal portions that are smaller then real meals
f**k this is a gourmet food, i'm going to starve
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Josh and Hayley have gourmet-sex. Planned and mood set right.
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A code word for "second base" when txting or talking
Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.
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