When a White Guy and a Black Girl are fucking and an Asian Girl is sucking the White Guy's nipples and fucking but is also serving them tea.
Damn, that bedroom is really going to town with that Oreo With A Hint Of Green Tea thing or whatever it is that's going on!
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"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.
Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.
"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!
Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!