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that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
The phenomenon where you only ever catch a specific episode of a program on TV or only ever catch a movie on TV from a specific point.
"I was channel surfing last night and I found an old episode of Seinfeld it was the one with the kid in the bubble! Every time I find that show on TV it's THAT episode, it's a total groundhog play."
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A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.
Hairdresser: Groundhog date.
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When your getting dirty with a girl and you decide to have buttsex. You are about to stick your penis in when she begins to poop, you ignore this and shove your cock in anyways. Forcing the poop back into her asshole
Me and my sister were talking about our favorite sexual acts, I was shocked to discover hers was the gautimalan groundhog
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When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
When somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. You then use said information to impress them.
"A drunk girl at a bar told me she was a Virgo in some random conversation. I went out for a cig a while later and she followed. She asked me the same set of questions about my 'sign' as she had inside the bar. I said, 'let me guess, you're a virgo'. Her jaw dropped. An hour later I was getting a BJ in her car" - Zenitram
Groundhog Technique
A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."