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Hammer

1. Noun; A present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"

2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.

Used during times of distress and discomfort.

Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open hand allowing you to lay the smack down and smite everything around you.

1. Frat fag: "Hey man, you going to get the keg? We're getting hammered tonight."

2. Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup on the ground* "ANOTHER!"

Waiter: Umm, sorry sir...

Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"

by SacTu May 20, 2011

65๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


A hammer

There are different tiers that one can pack in a bowl. All must be pulled through. The first most basic tier is the snap; merely a small amount of marijuana. The next tier is chop (1/2 weed & 1/2 tobacco). Finally is the hammer (1/3 weed & 1/3 tobacco & 1/3 kief). Hence the name hammer.

"Are you actually about to pack a hammer."
"Yeah this trio of ingredients is about to put me on my ass."
"You're about to be coughing like a motherfucker."

by Kush Colonel 69 March 9, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hammered

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

by lilJT April 8, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


on the hammer

1)To be out on the town drinking to get drunk. Can be used in this sense even before one has started drinking.
2)To get drunk.
3)To be drunk.

1)"Bro, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"I'm keen to get on the hammer!"
2)"Let's get on the hammer cuz!"
3)"You punters on the piss?"
"Yea bro. We're on the hammer tonight!"

by Dave Remillard November 30, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hammered

When one gets intoxicated and then is taken elsewhere and gets banged.

Guy 1: You hammered that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: You are so lucky!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammerous

The act of of being unusually amorous when hammered (drunk).

I was sorry to have missed the happy hour, as I was told Jezebel did shots and was unusually hammerous to anyone in her vicinity.

by bartear September 23, 2020


Hammered

When you are so high that you are super high.

Bruh im so hammered right now!

by OneHighBoi April 18, 2019