When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.
When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.
When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.
I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.
A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles
Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag
A wepon u beat men with.A woman's best friend. You can pick how it looks like. You can hide stuff you don't want anyone to see .
I killed a man with a handbag today.
A wine cask carried by an Australian aboriginal woman.
"Hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park"
Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.
*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123
Person: Poop in a Handbag!
After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.
I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.