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Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.
Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!
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a space harp is an air harp or Theremin
The space harp video on YouTube was really trippy.
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1. When a pube gets caught beneath one's foreskin. This can be very uncomfortable and even painful should the penis become erect, thus pulling at the hair. Then the pube stretches out, forming a little tight string like a harp.
2. A harp with strings made out of extremely long pubic hairs.
1. "Holy shit, this pubic harp hurts like a bitch."
2. "Dude, have you heard Ronny play that new pubic harp he bought? It's disgusting as hell, but beautiful."
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The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
When you call the police on yourself without thinking.
" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot"
" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."
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well, erm, I, uh, yes! Or, uh, mabey, uh, bad spelling, no! Actually, er, uh, ok.
old cuddle cuts: HUHHHHHHH
sparkly: STOP THAT!
dinosaur steve: STOP THAT!
woowoo: STOP THAT!
talking gumball machine: STOP THAT!
john: You guys have weird names.
old cuddle cuts: me-harp!
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An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.
Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!
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