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Hepatitis

A large, fake snail made by two teenage girls on a Sunday afternoon. A Hepatitis is often found to have green lips and a body made out of sweatpants and a cardboard box. He is the product of extreme boredom, PMS, and Trader-Joes brand coffee-flavored Oreos.

Oh my god!!! Girly, Hepatitis is in my yard eating all of my grass!

by bitchesbebaking March 28, 2023


Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

by AR7AS January 6, 2023


Hepatitis S

When a man habitually dates strippers and routinely falls in love with them

Did you hear that Aaron got Hepatitis S? Yah, he is in love with a stripper.

by sbdiesel May 31, 2018