The Herp

that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India

-"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?"
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."

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herping

The art and science of tracking, observing and recording herpafauna.

Hey let's head up to the park for some herping, the toad mating season is in full swing.

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Herpes

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

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Herp

The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish.

Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.

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Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

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the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")

You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.

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Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

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