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Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
Something to call someone to basically confuse them during Christmas or other times of the year
the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.
Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.
A sweatshirt or jacket tied around the waist of a female with the torso section hanging down to cover her rear end. It may be 100+ degrees outside and there she is with an ass hider on. Fools no one and brings attention to it rather than hiding it.
Indicates to the male species that a woman is self confident about the size of her ass and feels the need to cover it up. Shows lack of self confidence and low self esteem.
Booty cover pooper lid ass camo jlo device butt cover ass butt booty Kardashian hider
Man that chicks can is so big she need an ass hider.
Black widow sure needs an ass hider in the last Avengers movie.
Check out the cute blonde with the ass hider on.
The door on a bathroom stall.
Make sure you shut the hiny hider.