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The act of prepping oneself to a near orgasm state, running up to an idle man/woman in public, jizzing on them, and followed by fleeing from the location of said offense.
Chris hated Camille so much during lunch he performed a hit n run and made her go through the rest of the day with stains of shame.
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The act of nailing a female then waiting until she is snoring/sleeping and then gathering your shit and getting the fuck out of there!
Güntherß Müllard: I sweet talked a girl all week, told her how good I was in every way, the sucker fell for it. Hit n run. High 5!
Harry Peterson: Hit n run. Nice work comrade!
Güntherß Müllard: She even text me after she realised I'd gone to say 'nice. x'!
Harry Peterson: High 5!
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Noun. The act of logging on to Facebook for a brief interval, usually to check notifications (and post the occasional comment), before logging off in order to not FB Chat with someone.
"John wasn't even online... how did he post a comment?"
"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."
Facebook FB Hit and Run Hit-and-Run
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Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.
Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.
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When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.
Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!
find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing
Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.
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When the story you're working on doesn't fit your prefered historiography.
When you're doing hit and run journalism you're not only publishing a story without apologizing for said story being anachronistic but you forgot to attach your bibliography.