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Big HEADDDD. Very Massive. With a small body. n a mouth that often says "i no u r u said u r so wat am i?"
answer would be - ur gay, people say ur gay, and i say ur gay, n im a sexy cunt
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Technically, it defines a fat, chubby guy:
1.who likes to eat
2.who leeches video games off of others 3.who likes to do pranks, but always fails
4.who is just plain lazy
5.who tries to convert you to his side
Literally, it defines a almost fat guy who carries food all the time. Meaning he only thinks about eating.
He succeeds in life by the help of others.
He is lazy, thus being Hoang Tung
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Vu Minh Hoang is a kind, sincere, compassionate person, they are often lucky in life. If you have their hearts you are really lucky.
Know Vu Minh Hoang, you know a good guy.
Vietnamese man, who is special among the rest. He doesn’t talk much, although his voice is precious. He listens to other’s stories and tries to understand their feelings. When he talks to his loved ones, he will express his thoughts more naturally and more often.
His imagination is strong and he has many things going on in his head.
He barely show people his sadness, as long as he can still handle it.
He hates spiders. His favourite pets are birds and cats.
This guy knows how to love himself and moreover he knows when he should step out of a toxic relationship, in oder not to get hurts.
He is a wise person, but deep inside, he’s still a kid.
If he loves you, he’s not gonna give up on you just because of some tiny problems. If he loves you, he won’t even care about other girls. If he loves you, you will definitely feel it.
Hey Hoang Anh, how was your day?
hoang vinh is tasty guy who does the houdini with his mom, and sometimes his dad.
i will have a hoang vinh on that burger
ADHD, or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by difficulty sustaining attention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity. When someone is named Le Hoang, it's understood that they have ADHD, as this name serves as a metaphorical identifier for the condition in this context.
Girl: Is that guy over there okay?
Me: His name is Le Hoang...
Girl: Ohhh, is see. He has ADHD, right?
Me: Yes...
He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong